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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Chicken Marango My Azz - Pic to prove it

Never I repeat NEVER!! eat at Valentinos NY Italian Restaraunt in Palm Bay, Florida. Man I go in and order a Chicken Marango. The menu says Chicken Breast with Wine, Butter, Peppers, Onions, side of spaghetti and salad and this is what I got:



WTF is this??????? Can anyone tell me????


Looks like someone sat over the aluminum foil and took a crap!
Wheres my peppers and onions. Oh that's right, probably got digested in the stomach tract on the way out! I called them up cause I just knew this had to be a mistake, know what they told me?... "It tastes alot better than it looks" Maybe from their trailer trash world. I was looking forward to some Italian food.

Jeff (the hunchback manager) told me he would give me a "credit" if I drove the uneaten food all the way back up to the restaraunt. (Does it look like I would even put my mouth on that crap) By the way I paid 10 bucks for that stuff. I told him NO WAY and that I would find much greater pleasure in posting it on my blog on Myspace as well as my other blog
youreadingthis.blogspot.com

I have a new website (which I have yet to give out the URL to you guys. Dont worry I will tell you soon) I will post this crap on the front page because this is a crime in itself. hint hint.. my website is about crime and justice.

So...... New Yorkers... Is this how they do it up there? Or is this a disgrace to your cooking or what?

Heres there contact info, make sure that if you ever talk to them or happen to call them that you tell them that you saw a picture of their Chicken Marango dish on my blog and it looks like diarreah. I told Jeff (the hunchback manager) I was gonna post it on my blog, and he said fine, so I said FINE! NOW WHAT!!!!!

Valentinos NY Italian Restaraunt
160 Malabar Rd SW # 104
Palm Bay, FL 32907
(321) 728-0003



1 comment:

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